What's Not Possible

A certain semi-thawed chap, whenever he was asked, (or whenever he imagined how it would be TO be asked), whether he thought a particular thing was true or not, or whether a certain thing might or might not occur, would imagine himself most pleasantly responding, “Ah, in today’s world, what’s NOT possible.”

You do by now realize that Life makes up history as it goes?

I am disturbed by the similarity of words “think” and “stink.”

A Revolutionist circus artist retires the beasts of His past, refuses delivery of tomorrow’s, and de-fangs those of the present.

There is no such Revolutionist word as “inopportune”…(at least there SHOULDN’T be).

There was this one guy whose self-proclaimed motto was, “If you DO gotta kiss Life, then give ‘er ten inches of tongue.”  “Choke the bitch,” his brother added.

J.