Weekend Political Advice

My “New Intelligence” is like a fresh needle amidst the old compass of chaos.

Don’t encourage a dull candidate, and never vote for an exciting one.

Anyone who begins a sentence with the words, “The children now-a-days…” should be immediately slapped before they can go any further…again.

In the City, many worship in private what they abuse in public.  Comparatively speaking, a Revolutionist does neither.

A father asked his son, “Think on this, my little budding Berkley:  Would you take your chances with the cannibals, the critics, or the merely dumb?” 
And the kid thought, “What a choice, what a choice.”

J.