Just Around the Corner

Only the rich do not battle with possessions.

Heard a fellow re-define “deep-sorrow” and “grave disappointment” thusly:

“Hearing of a fatal plane crash
full of “me’s”
with three empty seats.”

It was recently proposed somewhere that we have a holiday in honor of the “Genuine Spirit of Bedlam.”

The secret’s always on the last page – even if you read the book backwards. (No one EVER knows who “did it” till the very end.)

Never ask for your freedom until it’s certain you’re captive.

A Real Revolutionist is always just-around-the-corner.

J.