One Thing Has Happened...

Remember this also:

In the City, one particular thing has happened to everybody.

 

 

Even if Life WERE a soap opera, must you be a sponsor?

 

 

A guy stood up at a history seminar and challenged, “I, for one, would like to know exactly what it was that went on during the Dark Ages.”  (A guy in the rear of the room thought, “I wonder does he mean ours or his?”)

 

 

Although pterodactyls may be extinct, dumbness still has wings.

 

 

New Logic And The Intolerable Syllogism:

The dumb hate to be called dumb. 
Everyone hates to be called dumb. 
Therefore…

J.