It's Simple

One man thought:

“If my mind ever did slow down, I figure one of two things would occur:  I’d either be more conscious – or I’d drown.”

The NEW “Song of the Open Highway”:

My shorts are in a knot,
My car is in the shop,
Today I’m having a root canal –
Could anyone ask for more.

Hint:

To see Life as a masterpiece, you must be able to see beyond your own bent piece.

“Daddy, does This have anything to do with patience, tolerance and humility?” 
“Not a thing son, not a damn thing.”

Actually – the whole thing is pretty simple –
it’s just real hard to do.

J.