That's What They All Say

One guy’s motto: 
“So much to think – so little time.”

Note, to you guys who got up this morning with your real head screwed on:

That’s what they all say!
And if not them all,
Then far too many for you
to want to have anything to do with it!

“Hey sir, you can’t go in there!”
“I stumble – therefore I am.”

Two guys were talking, and the first one said:  “My mind is my hobby.”
And the second one asked:  “Does it cost much?”

A New, Free-Neuron Theory:

If men knew the actual expense of being in the dark, would they still so willingly pay it?

J.