Look Again

Yeah, Tell-Me-All-About-It-Department continued:

Why is a good humor truck never as punctual as a dentist?

Who never ran, never tripped;
who never swam, never sank;
who never climbed, never fell,
and thus the armchair nerds DO have the final laugh.

‘Tis noted that, “It is not good to have everything that one wants,” but this is actually only true on alternate days.  (Don’t ever forget this while you’re on a trip.)

There are lessons to be learned at the feet of so-called holy men, such as to recognize the smell of toe sweat.

Just because you never found anything there before is no reason not to look again.

A puffy looking general once remarked, “They conquer who believe they can conquer.”  And especially so, I might add, in regards to those who believe they are to BE conquered.  (And those who see the first type coming and say to themselves, “Boy, they sure look like conquerors to me.”)

J.