News from the Kitchen

"All sheep drops should be pleased to live in an ocean."

"Ah! and so they are, Captain Gerkins, they just don't realize it."

A man and a crow were sitting on a log, and the man said to the bird,
"What d'ya figure's the advantage to being in a fable, as opposed to real life?"

And as the crow was suddenly and miraculously able to understand language, it replied,
"You picked a helluva time to ask me."

News From The Kitchen:

After all's been thought, chewed, and swallowed,
Talk's the automatic dishwasher...
(or is that food disposal?...)

And Now for More Good News:

As long as you take life, as you find it,
to be serious and important,
you've got nothing to worry about.

"Answer-Me-This" Addendum:

Just who would find the above to be "good news"?

Him?

Her?

Them?

Surely not you?

J.