Overheard

Conversation Number Eight and a Half:

“How’d you stop?”

“I just stopped.”

“Nah, I mean really?”

As he departed the gym, one guy shouted back over his shoulder, “Call me when you got sit-ups for the brain.”

If you take what’s going on now seriously, you ain’t gonna believe what’s coming up.

One City fashion plate, (if not cup and saucer), declared at the party, “All I seek is a guru more impassioned than me, but dumber.”

A ruler fixed is a ruler nixed, and a neutered king will never sing.

j.