Art History

vFrom the List of Nevers:

Never seek revenge in the rain.

A well-paid City uncle told his little nephew, “Kid, if you got a hero, you ain’t got a chance.”

Question:

What is Man’s most popular art form?

Answer:

Talk.  Why?  Cause the materials are so cheap.

One guy, in the throes of impending death, cried out, “Okay, Life, but if I gotta go I’m gonna take a piece of you with me.”

Those who don’t know the joke keep laughing in the wrong places.  (How grunt-line gauche.)

J.