If Life Wanted You To Change...

This one semi-interesting chap I recently encountered confidently confided to me, “Hey, if Life really wanted you to change, Life would make you change.”

Over in another satellite zone,  I ran across an outpost whose activities, I must assume, were reflected in a sign posted just outside their camp which said, “The interrogation, And If Necessary, Torture Of Information.”

“Sometimes, when out in the wilds alone, I think I can almost hear Nature speaking to me.”  “And what does she say?”  “Could you move over a bit, you’re blocking my view.”

One father gave his son the following musical (I guess) advice: "If you've got a cheap organ, look for a cheap band."

Once, after a particularly frustrating bout of mental incompetency, one guy thought, “If my brain ever got as hard as my pecker, I’ll be a sight to behold.”  And “local-conditions” overhearing this commented, “If it ever does, big boy, come up and see me sometime.”

J.