Predictions

In the future, people won’t actually believe they live where they reside.

 

 

Reading routine predictions of the future is almost as much fun as not.

 

 

Portions of a conversation I picked up while visiting a nearly near-by star:

“That which is received is determined by the nature of the receiver.” 
“So what?” 
“My dear sir, do you not realize that by making such as statement as, ‘So what’ you have unwittingly exemplified the validity of my postulate?”  And then the other voice either said again, “So what,” or else went, “Bow wow.”  Was hard to tell.

 

 

It is firmly believed by some that eventually a man named Phooey will be elected president.

 

 

One ole sorehead defined the creatures of his little planet as “cannon guano.”

J.