The Brother Gambit

There’s this one guy who sometimes looks at himself sorta dead-ahead, and sez, “Look, I hate to bring this up, but…”
 

At unpredictable if not unacceptable times, this one fellow was often heard to say, “I only have one question, and that is:  What is the question?”  And upon hearing this for the four thousandth time, his brother would sometimes chuckle, and sometimes he would not.

One little feller, just standing over there, said that at times he felt like idiocy was a mountain climber, and he was the Matterhorn.

One guy who had a brother, denied it, and another guy who didn’t, claimed to.  It’s known as The Brother Gambit.

In some parts of some places, things abhorrent on a small scale become dazzling on a larger one.

J.