Don't be a Sissy this Sunday

We hear of this one guy
who used to stay up late
just to see what he was gonna think next.

There’s ALWAYS some part of the ocean
that no man has ever sailed.

Not too far from here, they like to tell a tale
about three creatures discussing their professions: 
The first one says, “I became a physician because
I couldn’t stand the sight of illness.”
The second one countered, “I became a lawyer
because I couldn’t stand the sight of injustice.”
The third one added, “I became a priest because
I couldn’t stand the sight of life.”

Only sissies take serious stuff seriously.

If you still live where you were born,
I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re
not going anywhere else.

J.