Real Pilots Fly Nude

I once met this guy who would take things he had to do,
and do them at times other than
when they actually had to be done,
and on the other hand, (as you might suspect),
he would take things he didn’t actually “have to do,”
and not do them.

Psst:
Real pilots fly nude.

So’s not to waste any time, one push-ahead-father
told his newly born son
on the day he was delivered,
“Kid, if you’ve got a past, you ain’t a Revolutionist.”

This guy told his cousin who had just arrived from another planet,
“Whenever they’re yackin’ at you, and you’re stuck for a reply just tell ‘em –
‘See my agent, see my agent.’”
and the émigré sez that he don’t have an agent,
and the guy replies, “That’s what you think.”

While out of town at yet another of those…those, conventions,
(don’t any of you wonder how I get invited to so many of these conclaves,
well I’ll tell you – I don’t) anyhow in one of the side rooms some of us
were treated to a presentation of the Muncie Theorem which states that,
“If one theorem will do, Life will give you two.”
(Professor Muncie says he has a second one also, but that he prefers
to save it for next year.)

J.