Recent Findings

Medical Update:

According to recent findings, the blood needed by the rectum is not the same type as required by the brain.  (These findings, however, are preliminary.)

If news from the ordinary world was not so inherently silly, it wouldn’t have to be treated so seriously.

“Okay, contestants, the answer is:  the facts don’t fit the acts.”  Now what is the question?  That’s right:  “Describe man’s mental world.”

Half Brother of the Above:

The flimsier the product – the pushier the promotion.

It is impossible to see yourself as you are, looking through the eyes life provides.

J.