Civil Definition Time:

A Mystic: A dumb man who just won’t admit it.

Okay, Truth Time:

A Mystic: An otherwise ordinary man who just can’t bear the fact.

Truth, Truth, Oh Careless Truth:

A Mystic: A Grizzly bear attempting to fly, who still has trouble climbing trees.

Truth, Truth, Oh Heartless Truth:

Fact: Originally, everyone was dumb and enjoyed climbing trees.

Fact-Fact: Basically, we’re all still ordinary and still irritated by it.

Fact-Fact-Fact: A bear’s-not-a-bear’s-not-a-dazzling-bear who doesn’t dream of sprouting wings.

P.S. Men only trip whey they’re out of town – you heard me correctly: naked bears never stumble.

Jan Cox

Daily News