Collective Thinking

Men invented the concept of history so they’d have something to look back on.

Men invented the concept of archeology so they’d have someone to look down on.

Men invented the concept of “intellectual individuality” so they’d have something to look forward to.

Men invented I.Q. tests so they could say:  “Monday – they’re giving it next Monday?  Gee, I gotta be out of town next Monday.”

Collective thinking: The only place you can sink using someone else’s boat.

J.