Myths Worth Retelling

For those of you still interested in such rumors, it’s said that they have eternity locked up in a closet just over the hill.

Laying down the daily paper, and turning off the TV, the kid asked, “Why do they call it the ‘news’ when there’s never anything new?”

I heard tell of a fellow so ahead-of-the-game that his thirst could be slaked by hearing the pouring of water.

Only stable myths
are worth re-telling.

One guy’s most common cry was, “Hey, there it comes again!”

J.