Comparatively Speaking

This one fellow says that changing his name to Einstein, hasn’t helped much.  (His close friends are absolutely STAGGERED at this news.)

An uncle, out near the ticket window, grabbed a passing child and said, “Hey kid, pretend to be my nephew or something, so I can give you this advice:  Save your bet, because when the wind’s just right, everything will give you a ‘Run for your money.’”  (The lad later said he had no interest all in becoming a nephew; but by then, of course, it was “too late.”)

Comparably speaking – (How else), a 5-D writer would never foresee the possibility of a period.

Two and a half years ago, this noon, a stranger on a train told me this episode:  said he, between cars, “I met a man who apparently laughed at everyone else’s troubles, and before he could be properly admonished, he laughter at mine.”

“Thank god,” sighed one little galaxy, “that reason is a one way street.”

J.