Everyone's Turn is Next

You’re only a virgin for a moment or so.

I don’t know…I can’t guarantee it, but running down the hall could make classes start earlier.

In some instances you can “look on the bright side” thusly:

If you die, they won’t send you a bill.

Amendment:

For the sake of agricultural veracity, I should note that this is not yet a valid universal expectation.  (But as always – just wait.)

A warrior renowned for his bravery and stoicism in the face of battle and injury, when queried, said that whilst in combat he simply ignored the wounds.  Later, when the surgeons attend thereto he would, for instance, if suffering from a lacerated left leg, pretend that the limb being painfully treated was someone else’s leg and not his.  A raw recruit hearing this thought, “I wonder how that all works when he’s seeing the psychiatrist?”

In most places you may ever visit – EVERY one’s turn is next.

J.