It Came from Hell

The practice of self control may take you to several places…self control is not one of them.

 

 

Any time you make a six-G move in five-G conditions, you make noise.

 

 

Down over in that directions was a guy who concocted himself a watch that shaved a minute off every hour.  (He was shortly forced to seek larger quarters so as to store all the shavings.)

 

 

I guess one of the neat things about being a Revolutionist is that you can rip your coat and split your pants more than once.

 

 

The marque listed the current feature as a movie entitled, “It Came from Hell.”  An ole sorehead saw it and muttered, “Hell, what didn’t it.”

 

J.