Make the Story Fit the Headline

Today’s Tip:  Don’t pronounce that which is too stable.

 

 

One fearless fellow announced , “Part of what I say is based on what I know.”

 

 

After listening to the patient’s complaints and rambles for a charitable length of time, the brain doctor announced, “You’re saying that you don’t care whether you lose your mind or not tells me one of two things,” (and from behind a curtain the doc’s brother added, “and that goes double for me”).

 

 

A Revolutionist’s intellect and that which it perceives should be like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

 

 

One of man’s jobs is to make the story fit the headline.

 

J.