More Untethered Tidings

If you ALWAYS put the punch line at the end,
people tend to get uncomfortable.

It is reported that the very last words of one Revolutionist who had not spoken for ten years were, “I will not be a batman for the past.”

More Untethered Tidings:

It's not so much a matter if you've thought this or that, but whether you continue to house break such a cat.  (When all doors are closed, the difference between a “meow,” and a “roar” is in the spelling.)

In one of those universes besides yours, everyone rides on the backs of everyone else, except for those who fall–they get worshiped.

At odd times during otherwise even conversations, this one professional person would inject, “Of course, what you see here now is but an abridgement of the complete me.”

J.