The Daily Salt

In yet another untold version of the creation myth:

Life did not drive Adam from Paradise, but the other way around, when Adam discovered that Life had let the drugs run out.

Or, (as he brushed the dust from his wings) said Wrong Way Corrigan: "Sometimes it doesn't seem to matter which way you turn...."

A Note from the Email Bag:
"Would you please repeat the one about a man who named his thoughts, 'Yeah, yeah'?"

Yeah, yeah.

According to history, there were originally two types of mystics: agitated mystics, and calm mystics.  And one of the two eventually absorbed the other.

"Hey, Hubert, what 'chu reckon they're talkin' about now, actually, two types of mystics? Or are we back to just inside one guy's head again?"

The Rule Of The Sea
for the mystical salt:

Don't let your boat be rocked.

And a certain mystical equestrian pondered: "What is the profit in setting free a wild horse?"

J.