All Our Pigs Are Fake!

Tis said that, “Although he is not deadly, the flea does do all the harm it can.”  But what a limited view, for he also “has all the fun he can.”

No matter how attractive the idea might first seem, I tell you that, “No one should try to live with a prophet,” (unless all of your “carryover” capital losses from last year are used up.)

In the City, it is petty squabbles that divide friends, split neighborhoods and bring down institutions…likewise, sometimes in the Bushes.

In the entire universe, nothing, nothing is so attractive, so alluring, as he who goes about continually straightening pictures on the wall.

In the City, all precious items are diamells.

In the City, all believe their polyester to be silk.

And a great cry of discovery was heard throughout the City,
“All our pigs are fake!”

J.