Surprise!

Is it harder to intellectually slip up and surprise an extremely intelligent man, or an extremely dumb one?  Are you sure?

When asked, point-blank, “Are you SURE,” only those deep in the greasy embrace of certainty can firmly refuse to answer, and likewise do so, and those who ran away while I was describing this.  (…And that’s more than you deserve when using such aggressive terms as “point-blank.”)

Everything everybody says
should be taken down
 and used against them.

Anyone who buys anything
should be forced to eat it.

No one with anything worthwhile to say
should be allowed to say it.

Anyone who writes anything
should be forced to believe it…(or eat it)

J..