Words to Go By

Tis indeed better to be dumb and famous than just dumb, or dumb and respected, than just dumb, even dumb and rich rather than just rich…(believe me, it helps a lot).

Announced in the City today, the discovery of a new neural transmitter, “Inter-feron” – it keeps you from thinking of what you wanted.

It is probably safest not to trust a man who doesn’t even own a guitar.

Words To Go By (if you’re not going TOO far):

“Always remember, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘success’.”

The overall, saving grace of human existence is in the comforting, foggy approach of middle age, and the Statutes of Limitation.

J.