No Fat People on the Moon

The churches developed such things as rosaries and prayer beads so that teenage boys might have at least ONE other thing to do with their hands.

There are no fat people on the moon.

The good ideas you have you should “say aloud,” and the REALLY good ones you should sing.

There was this “famous guy,” or at least, this kinda guy that got interviewed a lot, and whenever his host would begin the proceedings by saying, “We’re delighted to have you here,” he would say, “I know.”

Push, or be pushed.  Yeah, I know how it sounds, and don’t write me nasty letters…you’re the ones who swore you wanted to hear something new…

J.