Washer and Zither

There are many ordinary things the Real Revolutionist has no time for, and right near the top of the list is any “sexual fears.”

Anyone who believes that some forms of “human ills” arise from Man’s own culture and institutions also believes that colored eggs come from the Easter Pig, and that fat comes from the Cellulite Fairy.

I always like the fellow about whom it was noted, “Other than when talking about words themselves, he actually had little to say.”

Someone in the crowd once opined that, “The dead govern the living,” but the Real Revolutionist knows that real power comes not from the past, nor even the present, but from a land where even our “future” is already out-dated.

I believe my favorite mortal “punch line” of the month is, “I don’t have to explain myself to the likes of anybody.”

And then there was the little advertisement I saw that said, “For Sale: washer and zither, will not separate.”  What fun these mortals be!

J.