Rude Noises

     Whenever he'd think really hard, this one guy'd make rude noises.

The speaker at the convention said, "Show me the gene that causes aggression and then I'll believe it's biological and hereditary."

               Denouncing the collective keeps you one of them.

Many travelers who stopped at the inn would at first express great interest in the upstairs rooms, but eventually seemed most comfortable sleeping in the lobby.

Okay -- Moral without a fable:
Since he could think better standing up,
this one guy laid down.

 One monarch grouched, "The worst thing about being king is that everybody wantS to fuck with you."
And the highest part of one guy's brain said, "Same here."

 After some instruction and observation, the view of one kid from his youthful perspective was, "Being civilized is being able to not do what you want to."

"Hey," said one guy, "Hold it just a minute here; if opposites do attract, then why is not intelligence more drawn to me?"

J.