The News

One man kept up with the News, and he was such a sweet guy the News didn't have the heart to tell him that it didn't make any difference.  (Okay, Test Time: Everyone who believes the above to be true and correct, raise your hands, and take poison.)

One part of one local reality thought, "Creatures that'll talk about themselves sure as hell ain't got anything better to talk about."

Public Service Announcement:

 Having some idea what life's about,
and knowing what life's about,
are not exactly the same thing.

(For additional information,
or to complain about this,
you can write to Boulder, CO.)

One guy's mind said to him, "Remember, there's a way out of everything but this."

J.