Dining in the City

One man asked his mind, "What would you do if I kept drugs in you all the time?

And his brain replied, "What do you mean 'if'?"

A city sewer worker, (on lunch break), took some mayonnaise off of his white bread sandwich onto his finger and began to write on the back of a nearby, dozing rat:  "I've been down so long that it looks like up to me."  And one of his coworkers shook his head in disagreement. "Nah, you should say, I've been down so long that it looks like the norm to me."  And just then the rodent awakened and added his opinion, "No, what you should do is go join that street singer in that previous story."  And El Whamo!  The guy and all his buddies in the man hole were once again struck, and amazed by the non sequential, though pertinent and collateral insight of our below ground, furry neighbors. 

               Now for Some Educational News:

               In one city, rather than teaching the children, "good manners,"  they simply shot them.

And now another feature from our series of "How Certain Things Actually Began":

Men originally started recording "history" because they simply couldn't believe what was happening to them!

                 To be ordinary is to be combative, and to insist otherwise is to be super ordinary.

How People Intellectually, "Dine" In The City: They look around real quick and say, "I'll have whatever they're having."

J.