Creation Myth Update

Thinking was addressing a crowd of consciousness and declared, "It's hard to be humble when you're great and harder still to be great if you're humble." 

And some consciousness in the crowd called out, "Exactly what does that mean?" 

And thinking made a break for it.

Later, some blocks away, after it had caught its breath and was ordering a chili dog from a street vendor, thinking said,

"Sometimes it's dangerous tryin' to talk to aliens."

     One city philosopher, over coffee, so confided, "To everything in life, there seems to be a bad side, and a good side; a questionable side, and an honorable side, a shameful side, and an admirable side. And man has been given two eyes so that he can see the baleful ones twice as well.

     (Well, I said he was from the city!)

       How To Become A "Religious Prophet" In Two Easy Steps:

       first: Become a mystic,

       then second: Talk too much --  And there you are!

 Creation Myth Update:

One day when god came to the Garden to visit the special pair he'd put in charge, he suddenly stopped, jerked his head around and shouted, "Okay I heard that! You two ‑‑ outta here!" It's still not known exactly what they said ‑‑ but that seems to have been of little consequence (!?!)

J.