Predictions

Everything that can be predicted has been predicted.  

(Remember THAT next time you feel gloomy while still believing you're an intellectual.)

Definitions by Example:  Optimist, Part 2: 

A man is assured by a mechanic that his auto will definitely be fixed within 30 minutes.  After waiting 4 hours, the customer complains, only to have the mechanic respond, “Hey what'd ya want?  I only got two hands.”  The customer says, “You knew that when you started.”

The word “tedious” was coined by one of the early Revolutionists, to properly describe the feeling of saying something for the second time.

Tradition says that even the Blessed Buddha cried out, “Carumba!” upon seeing his first 747, and unassisted triple play.

Here's another one for the hired physicists to ponder: 

The distance to destruction is the same from any place.

J.