Don't Be Rude

Don’t be rude unless you understand its proper purpose.

No matter what the signs say in certain parts of the City, if you don’t see it, don’t ask for it.

Being short is no crime; thinking you are, is.

After all, what IS being civilized but expressing your regard for those lucid intervals.

One ole City sore-noggin seasonally said, “The sure cure for being impressed by our lawmakers is simply to go to our legislative chambers and get a good look at them,” but, jeeze, ole timer, that’s true about EVERY thing.

J.