Procrastination

One benefit of a life well-spent is that the mortuary never realized you stiffed ‘em for the bill.

How about this:

I heard a guy say, for reasons known only to somebody, that, “If you don’t look at me when I speak to you, I won’t speak to you when you look at me.”

Waiting until the last second is quite proper if you are in the process of executing your last thing.

It is indeed a spoon-bending fashion statement to wear a hair shirt with a silk tie.  (Oh my.)

Good wars don’t need to be advertised.

J.