You Talk Too Much

If you’re gonna talk to yourself, then leave it at that.

Anyone who sincerely claims that they “talk too much,” is either not really sincere, not from around here, or not too bright.

If you really like someone, then, at least around them, wear squeaky shoes.

A man told his son, “No need to go looking for trouble.  It ain’t lost.”

If someone asks you to play, “I’ll tell you my troubles, then you tell me yours,” wait till it’s your turn to fool ‘em, and tell ‘em somebody else’s.

J.