Acts are Just That

Never believe anyone who denies it.

While brooding over his oatmeal, a man mused aloud, “Cheap ideas are just like cheap gin.”  And his wife said, “No they’re not,” and he said, “Oh.”

There’s this spin-dried med-school dropout who still contends that the Elementary Canal is where simple foods are digested.

I suppose that if it did come to it, a Revolutionist COULD “eat ‘em alive.”

All acts are just that.
All acts are just what they seem.
All acts are better than they look,
and a really GOOD act
won’t come back to haunt anybody.

J.