Self-Rising

This wide mouth gentleman challenged, “What could be worse than ‘sham emotions’?”  Well, if you simply consider the alternative, this is one time I believe I can leave the final answer in YOUR hands.

During times of REAL trouble, just remember who told you first.

If your flour isn’t self-rising, what is?

It is said that there is this ole man near Port Said, who has a full and perfect knowledge of all events very soon after they have occurred,

If a Revolutionist WERE to somehow, “fall in love with Himself,” it would surely prove unrequited.

J.