What this City Needs...

Don’t forget:

If you gotta PAINT yourself green, you’re NOT the Incredible Hulk. 

(Some of you who still dream of flying probably shouldn’t have a plane.  Most of you who still dream of smoothing out the routine lumps and bumps of everyday life should probably have a planer.)

Two guys had been kidding around, laughing at various aspects of Man and mortal existence, and one became thoughtful for a moment, and said, “You know, if life was as funny as we make it out to be, we’d be in a world of trouble.”  He thought a moment more and added, “Hell, it IS.”

Useful motto for the East Sector of the City:

Just because you know what you’re doing in general, doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing in particular.  (For the West Sector, just reverse.)

What this City needs is a darn good book of adjectives.

Should Men now adopt as a new rule-of-conduct the idea that we should always be a little louder than is actually necessary?

J.