Don't Know Much About Algebra

If YOUR algebra’s not funny, you’ve got one of those outdated City math books.

A sterling, or at least, electroplated, City moral spokesman, was heard to confidently proclaim, “The time has come, my friends, for us to soundly denounce all modern perversions, that IS, all perversions of which WE do not partake.”

Although reflections seem everywhere around us, the Real Revolutionist finds triumph and defeat only within himself.

The Revolutionist knows that the proper way to start is usually to begin.  The Revolutionist knows that the proper way to finish is often to forget it.

Those who routinely are wont to repeat the old saw, “seeing is NOT necessarily believing,” must have, at one time, been extremely frightened by some eye popping Peruvian pornography.

J.