Retorious

One Man’s parting advice, “Give dynamite a wide berth and calamity the right-of-way.”

 

 

Some City-time back, there was a mighty warrior known as “Retorious,” which means, “He, the fear of whom makes the tongue sweat.”

 

 

One guy used to start his day by pointing at himself in the mirror and saying, “Don’t let THIS happen to you.”

 

 

It wasn’t so long ago
that it wasn’t long ago.

 

 

A Revolutionist-type guy walks into a bar and sez, “Gimme a double shot of the inevitable.”

 

 

A GOOD Revolutionist should be able to put fate on hold.

J.