Polemic Produce

When it comes to polemic produce, even fresh IDEAS can eventually spoil.

They recently found a Man staggering around the bushy perimeter, gripping his temples and loudly moaning, “Wow, oh wow, me thinks I thought too much all at once!”

Only the ordinary continue to perceive of time as a phenomenon outside themselves.

The bigger the problem the smaller the Man:

Okay, Beta Variation: 
The bigger the problem the smaller the intelligence. 

Oh, alright Variation Gamma: 
Hey, there ain’t no third version.

I am disturbed by the similarity of the words “religion” and “pigeon.”

J.