Dump the Copies

The Man stood tall and erect and in a calm, clear voice announced, “For my last request, I want wine, women, music and dance.”  And another voice replied, “No one’s about to execute you, you don’t get a ‘last request.’”  And the guy sez, “Was worth a try.”

I am disturbed by the similarity of the terms “love it” and “shove it.”

Near Victoria Falls there’s a Man whose neighbors claim, “thinks of things no one has ever thought of,” but they admit they can’t prove it.

One City side-winder declared, “I’ve heard it said that it takes TIME to do things right, but does that make the alternative any easier?”

From the Book of Nevers:

Never lock an idiot in the attic.

If you got the original, dump the copies.

J.