From the List of Nevers:

Never take a drug less intelligent than you are.

There’s a slick-haired man just outside of Nairobi, who claims to “know what time it is.”  “No, seriously,” he adds, “I mean what time it REALLY is.”

The long sought Alpha-&-Omega Law of Physics was unknowingly uttered may years before Newton, and far down the street from laboratories and classrooms, to wit, “The King can do no wrong.”  That’s all the scientific knowledge ever gleaned, or ever TO be gleaned.

One shined-up fellow declared that he was committed to “living in Eastern Standard Time and remembering it in Pacific.”

If you KNOW where you’re going, it doesn’t MATTER where you’re going.

J.