Make One Up!

I would like to nominate the following comment I recently heard for this year’s Safe Statement Award:
“Something must be left to chance.”

If there is no word for it, make one up;
 then don’t tell anyone about it;
then forget it.

A guy said, “I’ve been in love, in debt, and in the bottle, and I must confess, I DO have a preference.”

I am disturbed by the similarity of the words, “brain” and “pain.”

Never try and cash in the chips of your famousness unless you’re really, really ready to leave the game for good…by way, I might add, lethal disappointment.

J.