The Future is Friction

A “Fable For Someone Else’s Time”:   A whale sighed, “It’s hard to be humble when you’re the largest thing in the sea.”  And the waters replied, “Ho-hum.”

An unpublished pharmacist I met at a recent soiree, told me that his overriding concern in life was that his own brain wouldn’t take him seriously.  (I’m not absolutely certain, but I think I heard his frontal lobes go, “Ho-hum.”)

A Rule Of Thumb
For The One Handed:

Only those
with symptoms
can find
a diagnosis.

(Parenthetical Corollary):

Only those
with symptoms
DESERVE
a diagnosis.

This one fellow says, “Oddly enough, when I’m away from home, I feel most like myself.”  And oddly enough his near-twin added that, “Strangely enough,” he almost felt conversely.  (In the psyche-garment trade, I believe this is known as an “odd lot.”)

The future is caused by friction; thus, eliminate competition and be free of tomorrow.

J.