First Aid

The voice, up front, on the stage, dressed in the expert’s garb, declared:  “Selective memory is a sign of mental immaturity.”  And a shabby, nude voice from the rear silently shouted, “May be, but a ‘selective memory’ under full control is a neon neural sign that flashes, ‘Hooray…Welcome Home…Happy Hour Now’ and ‘Hi there handsome.’”

When this one ragged voice cried out, “You haven’t heard the last of this!” eight thousand replied, “Hell, we ain’t heard the first of it.”

First aid
ain’t
much aid.

One guy said he was tempted to agree to commit suicide on TV except being on television is “so-o-o tacky and embarrassing.”

One ole regressive sore-head, (me suspects, or hopes at least, partially with his tongue in someone’s cheek), “There are areas of modern life of which I approve; economics for instance, ‘cause it gives me someone to laugh at besides just priests.”

J.