Every Day's a Holiday

Things not necessary may be LESS than necessary.

One voice said, “When every day is a holiday all men will have their own party hat.” And a semi-parallel voice counterpointed, “If every man had his own personalized party hat, there would be no NEED for holidays.”

At the ceremony, upon receiving his award, the man stated, “I’d like to thank everyone who made this possible,” and then added, “My brother would also like to thank the same everyones who made this inevitable.”

No matter their intentions, whatever a man may do will be harmful to someone else; only the mythical can survive without causing injury, (and of course they cannot either, as soon as men believe in them).

A member of a private security force told me quite publicly, “Hey, they pay me to guard stuff, not take care of it.”

J.